Last weekend basically sucked. We went out of town and when it was time to come home on Sunday, the little discomfort in my stomach area that I had been feeling for a day or so became a BIG problem. I left the house we where staying at feeling kinda icky but I figured I’d make it home (hour and a half drive) with no problem.
I. Was. WRONG!
We got into town, about 15 minutes from where we were and visited a grocery store bathroom for 45 minutes. During that time I got to deal with the most annoying and aggravating show of rudeness and lack of bathroom manners I have seen in a long long time. It was some little shit of a kid, sounded like a preteen. Old enough to understand that you keep your, ahem, shit to yourself when you’re in a public restroom. Unfortunately for me, no one had bothered to tell her that. So it went something like this:
Her: “Hello?”
me, thinking to myself: oh please, you’re not really going to try to talk to me are you? I ignore her and go back to trying to distract myself with my cell phone games.
louder this time: “HHEElllllooooooo?”
me, sitting in the stall farthest from her, still ignoring her, starting to get annoyed.
“Somebody better answer me!!”
who the hell do you think you are you little brat? I’d like to smack you for destroying my illusion of privacy.
“It smells in here”
oh shut up you little *&%#%# !!! (I am not sure really what I was thinking, but I am sure it was unkind. hey, what do you expect?? I was in a lot of pain)
“It’s really smelly in here.”
it’s a bathroom, get over it
Thankfully, she finally left. But not before pointing out to some other poor woman on her way out that it smelled in there. (For the record, at least two other women added to the smell while I was in there. Not that I could smell much anyway. After 45 minutes, the nose stops working. )
I made it out of the grocery store, thinking I was good to go. My goal was a big rest area about 15 minutes away, with a huge bathroom area to get lost in. Paradise.
Again, I was soooooooo wrong.
There is a fast food restaurant right next to the grocery store. And I can tell you from experience that they have a much nicer, quieter bathroom that plays wonderful music. At least in the middle of the afternoon. I am sure I beat the dinner crowd.
A very long three hours after we left for home we pulled in the drive. I don’t want to go visiting again anytime soon.