Sometimes on the drive either too or from work, my stomach and intestines hurt so badly that I unbutton my jeans. On the way home, this poses no problems. But on the way to work… well, I have perhaps, a time or two, forgotten to re-button my pants before I walk inside. 

Ooops. 

I am not sure how I forget something like that. So far I’ve been lucky, no one has noticed and my pants have stayed up (thanks to the huge hips of course….).  But who knows how long the luck will last??