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Ok, so I admit it. (*cringing and looking sheepish*) It was me this morning that stunk up the office. I blamed it on one of the students so the rest of the people in the office wouldn’t laugh at me. I don’t know where it came from but all of a sudden I was hit with a Silent But Deadly intruder fart. I quickly sprayed the gross air freshener and popped some gas medicine. All the other people smelled was the air freshener because they where in their offices when the attack occurred. I am not sure which smelled worse really. Instead of gagging them with the SBD I gagged them with overly floral industrial strength air freshener. I’m sorry to the poor person I blamed it on, but really, you’ll never know and it saved me a huge load of embarrassment. And there is enough embarrassment with this disorder, I don’t need to add any more to it.
So I was looking over the post I put up about my doctor visit last week and I realize I forgot the weirdest thing. In amongst all his normal questions he asked:
“So, do you experience dry heaves of your bottom?”
“?!?!?!?!?!?” At this point I was for sure staring at him with a puzzled look on my face while I try to compute what he just said.
“Ummm… no.”
I felt it was safe to say no since I could not at all imagine what they would feel like. Dry heaves of my bottom?? It sounds seriously uncomfortable. I have my fingers crossed that they never come my way.
